WEEKEND LIGHTER: 2016 FOR YOU!
WEEKEND
LIGHTER: 2016 FOR YOU
Weekend Lighter wishes its readers
MERRY X'MAS
HAPPY, PEACEFUL, HEALTHY
AND
PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR.
Season’s Prayers/Greetings/Wishes
(A poem by E X Joseph)
LET’S WELCOME
Let’s
welcome the season of joy.
of light
the
season of beginnings fresh and bright
of the end of an year of strife and
fright
of the
birth of an year of peace, of
rule of right.
Let’s
hear the message of everlasting prosperity
of
harmony and brotherhood for all posterity
of an
earth that bathes in the waters of simplicity
of a
heaven with rainbows that shine with ecstasy.
Let’s
open our eyes to the star that has crossed frontiers
to
give mankind the promise of
a world without borders
to
show the light that will ensure a future without wars
to
fill every home with love that knows no sorrow, no tears.
Let us
join our hands with innocent, humble shepherds
and
see the manger where a poor, ill-clad mother
shelters
a
baby born to show glory of spirit, of life without negation
and to
teach simplicity, freedom
and the mystery of creation.
E.X.Joseph
*Predictions
for 2016:
‘Social success guaranteed.
Politicians will find more supporters.
Do not allow mood swings to affect you.
Lady luck smiles on you in August.
You will be the centre of attraction in social gatherings.
Spend wisely.
A pilgrimage is likely.
Your children make you proud.
Tiffs with friends will end on a happy note.
Stay away from gossip mongers.
You will connect with powerful people.
Your skills will come to your aid.’
*Picked up at random from ‘Predictions for 2016’ by
K K Vamanan Nampoothiri in The Week, December 27, 2015. One or more of the
predictions can turn out right for you!
Bonus reading:
From a group email:
If you need to buy cow
dung cakes, you don't really need to step out of your house and head to a
cowshed anymore. With just a click of the mouse, e-commerce platforms will
deliver them right to your doorstep. And believe it or not, the demands are
huge.
Organic cow dung cakes
are flooding the online marketplace. Be it Amazon India, Shopclues or eBay -
all of the leading e-commerce platforms are selling cow dung cakes online with
attractive offers, discounts and even gift-wrap options.
According to the sites, the product is
delivered to end users at zero shipping charges. Each package contains 8 pieces
of cow dung cake, weighing 200 grams per piece, and the price ranges between Rs
100 and Rs 400 for the entire package.
What a good fortune for cow dung!
Vathsala Jayaraman
Suggested further reading
If you are not a subscriber of The
Week, do pick up a copy of the current issue (ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL-DOUBLE ISSUE)
from the news stand for Rs35. The Cover Story, ‘History of India Through 25
People’ will give you value for money spent. Read and gift it to a student at
home or in the neighbourhood. After the event, if you are unhappy, approach me
for reimbursement* of the Rs 35 you spent.
*Conditions
apply. Offer valid till sunset on December 31, 2015. Only 3 early birds able to prove dissatisfaction in not more than 100
words will get reimbursement (NET OF PROCESSING FEES AND REMITTANCE EXPENSES)!
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